droozer
a combination of the words "drunk" and "loser" which are usually said together as "drunk loser" but this, is far easier to say and rolls off the tongue with ease.
frat boy 1: MAN what happend last night? i woke up wearing a skirt, next to a fat chick, and couldn't find my car outside her apartment for like fifteen minutes.
frat boy 2: yeah you were a droozer last night if id ever seen one
frat boy 2: yeah you were a droozer last night if id ever seen one
droozer
a droozer is a drunk or drugged loser, someone who frequently needs to get high or drunk to have fun, and is therefore a loser.
Last nite I dodged a ton of droozers on the highway.