Drouched
Very thirsty, and dry. Combination of Parched and Dry.
I am drouched, can you get me a glass of water?
drouche
A drunk douchebag.
I hate it when I go to the bar and there's a drouche making all the girls leave.
drouche
an interneter who mocks repeatedly and with acerbic mimicry
Arzen is being a drouche today
drouch
what a obese stinky person uses to defend themselves about the smelling bad.
i drouch myself on deodorant every day.