Drug Fairy
A character used by police to sarcastically explain where the perpetrator’s drugs originated when the latter denies knowing of said existence.
Tyrone: I swear that ain’t my crack.
Sgt. Peters: Oh of course! The drug fairy placed it there, I believe you.
Sgt. Peters: Oh of course! The drug fairy placed it there, I believe you.
Drug Fairy
Someone who gives drugs away.
Hey, I am not a drug dealer, I don't profit! I'm just a drug fairy.