drumheller

to take a dump and bust your load on somones chest while yelling out the name of your childhood pet

A small town in alberta who kicks hanna's ass in every sport.

A whole in the ground full of drunks and drugs.

A valley in the middle of Alberta, where sweet people live, and the drug population is low 85:15 (bitches!). Which helps to make for a wonderful town to raise a family in, providing that you keep your children away from Hanna. As for Hanna, they have weak sports teams that are constantly shit kicked by Drumheller, due to the lack of awesome that isn't found in Hanna water. Drumheller,

Drumheller has Large amounts of booze, drugs and whores. 80% of 14 year old girls have lost their virginity. Half an hour a way lives the town of Hanna which in comparison kicks ass

A royally f****d up town. Full of dirty whores, and shitty sports teams. Drumheller sucks dick at every sport out there. Hanna kicks asssss!! Drumheller has extreme amounts of alcohol and drugs. They wish the could be as great as Hanna!

Morgan Drumheller is a beautiful person she cares about everybody around her it's all a's in school usually likes aboy named Matthew Morgan has a lot of friends she is awesome at everything her hand writing is very bad but she does wish to be a writer when she grows up her life is like a reality TV show and she has an amazing family and amazing friends Who she hopes will support her through all of her years she will feel very lonely if you leave her or if you go out and find another best friend if you ask her out she will likely run away but that just means she likes you too everyone needs a Morgan Drumheller in their life