Drunkadunk
Whilst intoxicated, you pursue a morbidly obese person, because they appears more attractive than they actually are.
Guy 1: "Dude that girl is so hot! I think I want to get me some of that! "
Guy 2: "uhhhhh, bro that's a huge bitch! I think you're drunkadunk. "
Guy 2: "uhhhhh, bro that's a huge bitch! I think you're drunkadunk. "