Drunk Armour
The state of inebriation where one can be part of serious accidents, and emerge unscathed. This is because when inebriated the body does not tense-up in critical situations, and thus avoids injury.
Person 1: "Max wiped out on the stairs last night, it was brutal!"
Person 2: "Did he have to go to the hospital?"
Person 1: "Naw, he was wearing his Drunk Armour"
Person 2: "Did he have to go to the hospital?"
Person 1: "Naw, he was wearing his Drunk Armour"