DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink

really damn drunk , gona pass out and fall over

eating so many Olive Garden breadsticks that you get drunk

Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.

1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.

2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.

when you messed up a very important task because you were too drunk.

Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐