Drunk Asshole

A Drunk Asshole is a male who goes to parties and gets too drunk too fast. If he is there with a date he will become inflamed with jealousy very easily. He will then proceed to try to pick fights with every other male at the party. When its time to leave or when people become tired of listening to him talk in general he will steal alcohol to take home so that he can get progressively more intoxicated. A Drunk Asshole will then pass out in the car still clutching his stolen booze and to cap the night off he'll tell his date that she likes to fuck dogs.