drunk by proxy
Acting drunk despite being sober due to the fact that your friends have been drinking, usually dancing/singing along to music that you dislike etc.
Comes with the unfortunate side effect of being able to remember the events the following morning.
Comes with the unfortunate side effect of being able to remember the events the following morning.
Dude, why were you dancing last night, I thought you hated that music" "Yeah, normally I do, but I was drunk by proxy. I did some pretty embarrassing stuff
drunk-facebooking by proxy
The act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on Facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend's page or updating your status. Typically occurs after fights or break-ups.
Tom: What's up with Kristen's Facebook status? It says "Can't believe how things work out sometimes... Guess some people can never make up their minds."
Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.
Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?
Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy
Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.
Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?
Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy