drunken coma
The maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. This state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.
Dude 1: "Pete partied really hard last night, man."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."