drunken menage a trois
a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.
"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"
"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."
"How was it?"
"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."
"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."
"How was it?"
"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."