Drunken Monkey
When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.
I gave my bitch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold
Drunken Monkey
An inebriated simian prone to outburst of half-nakedness and coconut-throwing. Inhabitant of Monkey Island. Also prone to outbursts of lucidity.
The Drunken Monkey can be most often found throwing bananas at people.
drunken monkey sex
Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.
Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!
Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex
The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."