Drunken one night stand

A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.

Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.

俚语	drunken one night stand
释义	Drunken one night stand A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work. Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that? Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity. Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?! Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand. Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
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