Drunk fuck
A wasted son of a bitch
You're such a drunk fuck
drunk fuck
A Girl that you'd only fuck if you were real good and drunk.Cause otherwise it would be wrong.
Melissa would be a great drunk fuck.
DRUNK AS FUCK
something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink
Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*
Guy: dear diary... jackpot
Guy: dear diary... jackpot
cum drunk fuck duck
A male or female that consumes large quantities of cum by way of pussy, asshole, or mouth. The "cum drunken" outcome is sucking, fucking, or anal injection by anyone they come into contact with.
Chris became a cum drunk fuck duck by ingesting the cum of over 300 cum drunk duck sluts
DRUNK AS FUCK
really damn drunk , gona pass out and fall over
hes drunk as fukkkk- dammmm he drunk
drunk as fuck
eating so many Olive Garden breadsticks that you get drunk
Matt: "Yo dude, put those breadsticks down."
Zack: "Fuck dude, I'm drunk as fuck dude..."
Zack: "Fuck dude, I'm drunk as fuck dude..."
Too Drunk To Fuck
Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.
"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"
"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"
"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"