drunk goggles
The eyesight you have when one is drunk. Which leads your inhibitions to be lower and one you wouldn't normally be attracted to looks real good.
Dang Maggie, you looked so much better last night when I had my drunk goggles on!
rubber drunk goggles
The act after having a one night stand at the partners place in the middle of the night while they sleep drape the used rubber over their eyes and leave. When they wake up they will be looking through rubber drunk goggles Aka the used condom from the filthy sex the night before.
Man I gave that slut the rubber drunk goggles when I left.