Drunk Trojan Horse
A Drunk Trojan Horse is something you would use to transport Alcohol Illegally, such as; putting alcohol into a backpack and walking into a sports event. Basically any object used to hide alcohol from being seen while transporting it
We just pulled A Drunk Trojan Horse , High Five!
Drunk horse
A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.
I rode a drunk horse last night.