Drunktional
Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.
She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.
drunktioning
Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.
*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery
*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery
Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"
Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
Drunktionality
Noun - The ability to perform regular functions with stellar accuracy while completely intoxicated. Or so you think:)
Check out the drunktionality on that guy!!! Not one drop spilled but he's gonna need stitches:)
drunktion
Drunk action, usually in the form of one night stands/booty calls after a big night out.
man i was wasted last night, i stopped by jen's place on the way home for a bit of drunktion.