Drunkture
You have pulled up at a drunk cross road in life and you have two options, option (a) you keep drinking, option (b) you need recreation drugs to divert down the other road. It can be a confusing cross road, especially if the drugs are not available to the participants. Maybe questions may be asked but you may not get all the answers at the drunkture moment.
You may hear a random comment at a party like" Ok people this party has come to a drunkture, who's got'm or who's goin' get em??"