drunkument
When drunk people get into an argument about something that if they weren't drunk they wouldn't fight over it.
Carol and John got into a drunkument last night it was so funny.
drunkumenting
Going to a monument, museum or other point of interest to drink. It is the classiest, most worldly form of drinking. If you go on vacation and do not drunkument at least once, you are doing it wrong.
Hey Jaclyn, want to go drunkumenting?
Sure! I'll bring the whiskey, and we can drink it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!
Quite.
Sure! I'll bring the whiskey, and we can drink it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!
Quite.