Dry Creek
No matter how hard a male tries he just can't get a female wet during sex.
Mitch: "Dude, I heard you went home with Beth last night, how was it?"
Ted: "It was terrible, that bitch was such a dry creek I ended up giving her a crispy ninja and left!"
Ted: "It was terrible, that bitch was such a dry creek I ended up giving her a crispy ninja and left!"
dry creek dolores
A post-menopausal lesbian.
How dare she say my lemons aren't juicy enough. What would that dry creek dolores know about juicy?