Dry Dunking
Having penetrative sex with a girl not yet wet due to lack of foreplay or lack of interest on her part... Or she's old.
Man 1: Oh man, my dick hurts so much right now!
Man 2: Why Dude?
Man 1: It's red raw because I had to start Dry Dunking Sandra last night. I couldn't be bothered to get her going.
Man 2: That's so selfish!
Man 1: I don't care, I came after 4 minutes anyway.
Man 2: Why Dude?
Man 1: It's red raw because I had to start Dry Dunking Sandra last night. I couldn't be bothered to get her going.
Man 2: That's so selfish!
Man 1: I don't care, I came after 4 minutes anyway.