dry muffin
A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"
Dry muffin
A guy who looks good from far away in an ooh kinda way, but when you get up close, they are a disappointment. Much like biting into a dry muffin.
That tall blonde guy turned out to be a dry muffin damn it.
dry-muffin
When an individual proceeds to eat some pussy being masked up due to the Covid-19 Virus! Resembling the statement "dry humping".
I didnt even get to first base let alone a home run MY Nigga! We soent all night dry-muffin