dry shit
Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping
"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."
dry shitting
When your sitting on the toilet pushing and pushing and nothing comes out..
I think they buffed their shit with baby laxatives I've been sittind here all night dry shitting i wonder if thats what kegals feel like
Dry shit
Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.
I have got to change my diet. These dry shits are killing my sphincter.
dry as shit
It means something or someone is boring This is actually a phrase used to change the mood and attitiudes of those engaged in the conversation typiccallky used by the lumpenproleteriat or scum bag mothefuckers but nevertheLESs its FIEry.
My place of work is boring== huh shrug lets go back to the game of dominoes who cares everyones does loser your so boring and conventional we want spice captain morgan kinda junk just be hushed and silent please please please words like boring do nothing for my senses i want an orgasm of all the chakras a spiritual awakening an experience and you give me bhlluh
I hatre you and your not invited to my party and you cant date my sister any more now leave me alone
as opposed to
My place of work is dry as shit == whoah whoah whoah whoah ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Spittly sparks everywhere you turn, chaos reigns, god parts the sea, and all you can see is tittys shaking in slowmow on a giant TV set I love you i know your not gay but can i suck your dick please
** PEOPLE SHould react in this way
That Damn Lumpenproleteriat such a failure right yet such a delight.
I hatre you and your not invited to my party and you cant date my sister any more now leave me alone
as opposed to
My place of work is dry as shit == whoah whoah whoah whoah ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Spittly sparks everywhere you turn, chaos reigns, god parts the sea, and all you can see is tittys shaking in slowmow on a giant TV set I love you i know your not gay but can i suck your dick please
** PEOPLE SHould react in this way
That Damn Lumpenproleteriat such a failure right yet such a delight.
dry smash her shit box
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s
: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s
: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."
"dry smash her shit box
And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."
"dry smash her shit box
And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.