dry waffle
It is when you penetrate a girl and it is not wet.
Steve: Bro! I just penetrated and she was like a dry waffle.
Tim: Ew gross. Dump that bitch.
Tim: Ew gross. Dump that bitch.
Dry waffles
When something or someone is super bland or boring.
"Shit's dry waffles man" "It was totes dry waffles"