1. July
Switzerland National get your dick sucked day
It's 1. July you have to suck my dick.
july 1
the day pure legends were born. (missy elliot, raini rodriguez, princess diana, lee taeyong, me, etc.)
Omg you were born on July 1st? You’re a legend!
July 1
The date of birth for kings and gods alone. You will never meet a normal person born on this day.
Tyler: "i heard Jimmy was born on July 1st."
Kelly: "Yeah he watches over heaven now."
Tyler: "Lmao I'm Wet asf."
Kelly: "Yeah he watches over heaven now."
Tyler: "Lmao I'm Wet asf."
July 1
Tree affection day. Where everyone takes 40 minutes to find a nice tree and appreciate it's existence.
" Dude, that's a real hot tree. Ima fuck it for Tree affection day! July 1ST ROCKS "
july 1
if you came here after looking up your birthday and nothing was here just know a bad bitches ONLY are born on this day xoxo
hey have you met the new girl?
no, but i think her birthday is on july 1st
oh she must be a badass bitch
no, but i think her birthday is on july 1st
oh she must be a badass bitch
July 1
You love summer don't you 👀 you are a lucky person I means that you will never have your b day on a school day (I love you full homo)
Lily: Your b day is on July 1 you are so lucky
Chris: I know right
Chris: I know right
July 1
The day a bad bitch was born
Person 1: That’s one bad bitch
Person 2: Well yeah, they were born on July 1st
*end scene*
Person 2: Well yeah, they were born on July 1st
*end scene*