Alfryd

A tall, communist, white person who is into not underwear. He has a British accent but is born in California. Appears blond at times but is actually brunette. He wears a grey jacket everyday and he likes tea. He's a nerd, an uncool nerd. He doesn't take care of children well and he abandons priceless items. Therefore, he's unreliable. His friends are weird with the exception of one normal friend. Hits his head all the time and measures himself. Don't have coffee with him and his friends or weird conversations ensue which lasts for three hours.