Duckage
When it's duck itch, but you think it's an STD.
"Baby, That's just a little duckage."
"Bro took a cold plunge in the lake, and now he's got duckage!"
"Bro took a cold plunge in the lake, and now he's got duckage!"
Duckage
Another word for stupid. If something goes wrong or isnt right or is annoying you shout duckage. Its like saying something is gay but not to offend anyone you shout duckage instead.
#1: OMG ive lost my phone!! how gay!
#2: not gay, duckage!
#1: yarrr i cant believe ive lost it. duckage dude!
#2: not gay, duckage!
#1: yarrr i cant believe ive lost it. duckage dude!