Duck Boots
Work boots that look so ridiculous that you would guess their only purpose would be to be worn on duck hunting parties in Olde England. Some rich white boys like to wear them as a fashion statement. They also seem to think that wearing gold chains somehow makes it better. It is near impossible to go unnoticed in school while wearing the enormous clonking atrocities that are duck boots.
Tim what the fuck are you wearing? Those duck boots make you look like you came straight from a duck hunting party