Duck fucked
The human sexual activity that is analogous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. He grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. This would be analogous to a man forcefully shoving a women's head or neck into the supporting surface while fucking her from behind.
Me: "dude, last night I was fucking this hoe from behind and grabbed her hair and stuffed her fucking head into the bed"
friend: "you duck fucked her?"
Me: "fo sho"
friend: "you duck fucked her?"
Me: "fo sho"
duck fuck
The aftermath of a brutal pounding in which the female waddles around like a duck for weeks or even months at a time.
Jenny: Hey, Liz why are you walking like that?
Liz: Frank duck fucked me so hard last night.
Liz: Frank duck fucked me so hard last night.
duck fuck
When two individuals engage in oral sex immediately after having sexual intercourse. Derived from the animal itself, ducks eat the stuff off the grass after a rainfall, like oral sex after sex.
"you wanna duck fuck?"
Duck Fuck
When a female takes two Pringles and inserts them inside her vagina. One of the Pringles is upside down creating a duck bill. After this the male fucks her through the hole. Thus a Duck Fuck.
Dyson: " oh I finally got my dick inside Mikayla's bill. It was a mean Duck Fuck!"
duck fuck
A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.
Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.
Holy Duck Fuck
Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.
~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~
You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."
You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."
Holy Duck Fuck
1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.
2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?
2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?
You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.
You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"
You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"