Duck Fucking

To not pay attention and text the wrong thing to someone who's annoying the shit out of you with 50 questions ! Usually include a boyfriend, a girl friend and his seperated wife.

Makes for a good replacement in frustration or dissmay instead of GOD DAMN IT.

The aftermath of a brutal pounding in which the female waddles around like a duck for weeks or even months at a time.

When two individuals engage in oral sex immediately after having sexual intercourse. Derived from the animal itself, ducks eat the stuff off the grass after a rainfall, like oral sex after sex.

The human sexual activity that is analogous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. He grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. This would be analogous to a man forcefully shoving a women's head or neck into the supporting surface while fucking her from behind.

When a female takes two Pringles and inserts them inside her vagina. One of the Pringles is upside down creating a duck bill. After this the male fucks her through the hole. Thus a Duck Fuck.

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.

Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.