Ducktanu

These guys are the funniest men to walk the planet. They're very smart, very interesting, and very hot.

They know all this about themselves and are hence full-blown narcissists.

They make some absolutely meta red-pilled based af art.

They make being a weed-smoker and being a breaking bad fan their personalities.

Whenever they drink even a little bit they get hungover the entire next day like an old man and have to lay in bed all day eating soup to feel better.

Its very annoying arguing with ducktanus because they'll never budge from their point if they think they're right, no matter how over-whelming the evidence is. Only argue with them if you're equally stubborn or up for a challenge.

They have very pretty, kind brown eyes and long, fluffy hair that looks like a cloud.

Overall they're absolute pogchamps of a people and once you get to know them you'll want them around for your entire life.