platinum ductape
A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes.
"Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But only at trader joes. On thursdays."
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"
DUCTAPEIVITIS
A normal mental condition where the person gets pleasure by duct-taping themselves to flat surfaces
Oh yea that Seamus must have mad DUCTAPEIVITIS, I'm always finding him on walls poor thing