Duct'd and fucked
When a female is incredibly attractive and sexually stimulating but has an intolerably screechy/loud/annoying voice and/or talks too much, duct tape can be applied across the female's mouth for the sake of ensuring that an interruption-free time is had by all (especially you).
The aural equivalent of brownbagging a butterface.
The aural equivalent of brownbagging a butterface.
"Man, check out that hottie. She's got a voice like a velociraptor, but I wouldn't mind getting her duct'd and fucked."