Duddykins Dursley
(1) noun: the wrong asian
(2) noun: an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(3) noun: an inidividual who, due to his own failure, is bitter as hell
(4) verb: to become an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(5) noun: an individual who is well-known to be of questionable moral standing, foul temperament, and inexplicable constant hunger
(6) noun: A SORE LOSER
(2) noun: an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(3) noun: an inidividual who, due to his own failure, is bitter as hell
(4) verb: to become an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(5) noun: an individual who is well-known to be of questionable moral standing, foul temperament, and inexplicable constant hunger
(6) noun: A SORE LOSER
Man, so my girlfriend wanted to do something special for me and said I should meet her at the center of this awesome corn maze. But when I got there, I just Duddykins Dursley'd, and now I have no idea what she was going to do. She dumped me a few hours later.