Dude-a-bro

Found living in mountain towns, these ski and snowboard burnouts live to ride and speak in a language of their own..."Dude, bro, did you check out the sick pow pow back on chair 8? I'm totally gonna shred the gnar!".

A dude-a-bro rides all day, parties all night and will try anything crazy on or off the mountain. A dude-a-bro never turns down a dare and will freely rehash their experiences with those they meet.

The ultimate bro. Dude Man Bro is a bromosapien from the ancient and distant land of monbrolia where he was a brofessional singer for the brolling stones. He enjoys crushing pussy, kegs, and golf balls while drinking brotein shakes. His only flaw is his ego emissions which are damaging the brozone layer.

A phrase uttered when all other phrases have been exhausted. When in a state of total shock and attempting to describe a situation to another individual.

May also be used in a joking manner making fun of one who may utter said phrase.

An aesthetic and cultural phenomenon that plagued Center Line High School in the 2008-2009 school year.

Reliable rumor has it that some time in 2008 a nameless young lady greeted a young man's mother in the recognizable phrase, "Hey dude!"

Some months later, another young man caught wind of this mighty tale, and combined his artistic vision with the other young man's entrepreneurial spirit to create a remarkable product: DUDE MAN BRO T-shirts.

The shirts, embossed on the front side with this articles namesake, featured a mysterious wizard on the back for reasons unknown. However, one thing is certain: the wizard had a loosely hung frame and a promiscuous look in its eye.

Within weeks of the T-shirt's production, DUDE MAN BRO became a moniker for dastardly and cunning behavior with a lack of respect for authority. DMB and its members led an unprecedented movement that has since been unmatched by any students to set foot in the institution.

usually a bro but more specifically a larger, dumber one. One that trys to fit in way too hard with his; black spikey haired, star tattooed, knee-high black socked, studded white belt, last name in vinyl on the rear window of my truck, tank-top wearing, I'm white but I listen to gangster rap, more facial piercings than a chick, peers but is either too large to physically wear the latest trends and styles, or simply chooses to buy smaller clothes in order to appear ripped in the eyes of other bros. The term is used by outsiders forced into social contact with these dude man bros. Even though it is a direct diss, it can be said in front of them, because it blends harmoniously with thier regional dirt people diction.

A conundrum indeed. "Dude-Javi...bro" has been used in more contexts than I care to recall. But there is one consistent message conveyed whenever "Dude-Javi-bro" is uttered. That message is either along the vein of really positive, such as something exceptionally cool or amazing or shocking that transpired, or something negative, as if someone just buggled and screwed up.

White suburban males, usually 16-25 years of age, hailing from anywhere, USA. Characterized by their love of College football, pickup trucks/SUVs, beer,cut off khaki cargo shorts, light pink polo brand shirts (with collar "popped"), abercrombie & fitch, hollister gear, and trucker hats. Favorite bands include, but are not limited to, O.A.R., Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Avengened Sevenfold, The Fray, and often crappy radio rap (i.e. Nelly, Dem Franchize Boyz, D4L, etc.). Dude bro's are incredibly insecure in their manhood, which makes them: insanely jealous of their girl friends, overly macho, and laughably homophobic. currently, there is no cure for being a dude bro.