Dude milk
The creamy goo ejected from one's throbbing freudian manhood (penis) during an orgasm, either with a hot to trot partner or with rosy palm and her 5 fingers.
Hawt Dizzayum !!! I got Dude milk all over my jeans after I was readin' that hot new issue of playdude!
Milk Duded
First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.
Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.