dude, what the fuck
phrase used when this current moment in life is completely nonsensical, and thus, you can't unerstand the mere idea of the whole ordeal. may replace the flat what.
person 1: and so, I shaved her belly with a knife, just like she asked me to. oh what a lovely night that was
person 2: dude, what the fuck
person 2: dude, what the fuck
dude, what the fuck
"dude, what the fuck" is a saying spoken by weak minded people who just can't accept other people's opinions.
James- "Dude, what the fuck"
Daniel- "Shut up James you faggot"
Daniel- "Shut up James you faggot"
sorry dude but what the fuck
Often used in situations where you just don't understand your fucking life.
Person1: Do you want to marry me?
Person2: Sorry dude but what the fuck?
Person2: Sorry dude but what the fuck?