dud is babe

Man 1: Dud isnt babe
Man 2: DUD IS BABE!!
Man 3: DUD IS BABE!!
Man 4: DUD IS BABE!!
Woman 1: DUD IS BABE!!
Woman 2: DUD IS BABE!!
That one dude: BABE IS DUD!!
Non-Binary 1: DUD IS BABE!!
Man 1: *cries and then dies from saying dud isnt babe*