Dueceldorf
When a piece of poo is ridiculously comically large, it must be upgraded from a duece and classified as a "dueceldorf".
(noun) Little Jimmie ate 15 tacos in Tijuana and laid a 13 inch dueceldorf!
(verb) Little Jimmie rubbed his tummy, squirted out a fart, stood up and declared to his girlfriend, "Pardon me, I need to take a trip to Dueceldorf."
(verb) Little Jimmie rubbed his tummy, squirted out a fart, stood up and declared to his girlfriend, "Pardon me, I need to take a trip to Dueceldorf."