Dufflebaged
To have sex, usually out of extreme pity and/or drunkeness, or constant nagging, with a non erect penis. The action of trying to put it in the vagina is where dufflebag comes from.
Alcoholic- I got so drunk last night dude, I Duffledbaged Sarah because I felt sorry for her.
Friend- Ewwww. She is fucking ugly dude.
Alcoholic- That's why I only dufflebaged her.
Friend- Ewwww. She is fucking ugly dude.
Alcoholic- That's why I only dufflebaged her.
Dufflebag
The act of shitting in a tube sock, and then proceeding to mercilessly beat someone in the face with it.
Greg pisses Johnny off by hitting on his sister, so Johnny dufflebagged the crap out of him.
dufflebag
A shiftless, lazy slacker, who gets by with doing the least amount of effort or work possible. Continuously lets others carry his weight.
My brother is 34 and STILL lives at home. My mother does his laundry and feeds his lazy ass. What a fucking dufflebag.
dufflebags
When a female has a pair of enormous boobs, normally too big. Usually belong to overweight girls but might find their way onto a poor skinny girl.
Eww, that girl with the dufflebags tried to give me a hug.
dufflebag
n. Something used to carry around your useless shit or defication. Usually worn by the Cha-Chas.
I saw Cha-Cha with his pink dufflebag yesterday, what a hottie.
chickenskin dufflebag
ballsack, scrotum, genitals
My testicles sit in my chickenskin dufflebag!
doodie-dufflebags
a suffix added to a name to show dislike. Means the person is a big bag of shit. Commonly used by children. The only appropriate time to say this as an adult is when drunk and talking to a douchebag.
More effective if it rhymes with the name or creates an alliteration.
More effective if it rhymes with the name or creates an alliteration.
Timmy: "Matt Doodie-dufflebags is a piece of shit."
Timmy's mom: "Don't say 'shit', you're twelve."
Timmy's mom: "Don't say 'shit', you're twelve."