dugon
a sea creature similar to the manatee. in this case, a hideous female.
legend has it that back in the day when sailors would go out to sea for long periods of time, the loneliness would often propel them to fuck Dugons. Why you might ask? Well, the anatomy of a Dugon is almost exactly the same to human female genitalia. YES you read right, Sailors FUCKED Dugons! I dont know about you but id let my buddy fuck me in the ass before even touching a sea creature.
legend has it that back in the day when sailors would go out to sea for long periods of time, the loneliness would often propel them to fuck Dugons. Why you might ask? Well, the anatomy of a Dugon is almost exactly the same to human female genitalia. YES you read right, Sailors FUCKED Dugons! I dont know about you but id let my buddy fuck me in the ass before even touching a sea creature.
yooo man i got sooo trashed last night and woke up next to a fucking Dugon!
lets go find us some Dugons tonight yeaaaaa!
lets go find us some Dugons tonight yeaaaaa!
Dugone
An inexperienced person who thinks that they are experienced. Commonly a younger person who plays their reputation up to unrealistic levels.
The dugone freshman baseball player has the nicest cleats in the world, but he gases out on his way to first base.