Dulcima
Pronounced Dul-see-ma; Dulcima is as unique as her name. Quirky, funny, pretends to love people, but actually hates them - barring a select few. Swears like no-one’s listening, twerks like no-one’s watching. Addictive like nicotine, but patches are not yet available. And you probably wouldn’t use them if they were.
Ever noticed how nobody can ever pronounce Dulcima?