Dulcote

A village located, in the south west of England.
Famous for being the Residence of Nicholas German;

Multi-Millionaire, infamous village lothario and rumored to be irresistible to the opposite sex.

Nicholas's house attracts many Pilgrims each year magnetized to his luxurious fresh water stream in which he collects bottled water from for personal use,

However many pilgrims seem to awe at the glorious well situated at the bottom of nicholas' garden, now featured on several somerset postcards,

Of recent it seems that nicholas has become irritated by the overwhelming amount of pilgrims to his playground residence with reports of nicholas chasing visitors away brandishing a bottle of malibu!

to be continued..