Dumbanese
A language spoken by the truly dumb or ignorant, in fact it makes so little since you can't understand it
Donald Trump: We will build a wall, a wall no Mexicans or immigrants will ever climb!
Me: What's that again? Oh I'm sorry, I don't speak Dumbanese.
Fun fact: The Chinese are a scapegoat for Trump, he blames them for the obvious hoax of Global Warming
Me: What's that again? Oh I'm sorry, I don't speak Dumbanese.
Fun fact: The Chinese are a scapegoat for Trump, he blames them for the obvious hoax of Global Warming