Dumb Dick
When a guys so good in the sheets that it makes you act stupid for it
#1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
Dumb Dick
A 6'4'' manchild with a Peter Pan complex and three dimples.
That Otis Maier is such a Dumb Dick.
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any person who is a generally stupid or ignorant asshole
You dumb dick!
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The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.
Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.
Dumb dick
A dipshit person who posts nonsense political opionions on facebook who doesnt know shit about the real world.
That Billy Behler guys a real dumb dick, you wouldnt believe the shit he posted on facebook today. Seriously fuck that retard.
Dumb dick
A man that is very horny and stupid that only thinks with his dick
that guy with his cock out is such a dumb dick
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Purposely preforming a task that is negligible to equipment, morale or that generally makes things worse for everyone else. The task can be utterly ridiculous or obscenely absurd.
Co-worker 1; what happened to the new chainsaw? It barely runs and is as sharp as a bowling ball.
Co-worker 2; Cody had it yesterday, probably burying it into the ground or doing some other dumb dick shit with it.
Co-worker 2; Cody had it yesterday, probably burying it into the ground or doing some other dumb dick shit with it.