Dumbfuckpie
It refers to a person who is unaware of how amazing and cool they are because their obsession with boys and unicorns take up all their time leaving her with no time for self-love and self-positivity. Also, these people are extremely stubborn, blonde, flexible and in most cases Russian. For these reasons and more, a dumbfuckpie is irresistible to most English teachers especially if their name is Tom.
"Yo that girl has a really cute cat with her, do you think I should go and ask her out?"
"Yes bro, let's just hope that she is not a dumbfuckpie and that her cat is already married to a French cat"
"Yes bro, let's just hope that she is not a dumbfuckpie and that her cat is already married to a French cat"