dumb-push
When a person accidentally touches a laptop screen like it's an interactive smart phone or iPad!
"LOL. Did you just dumb-push again? It's a laptop screen silly, not an iPhone/IPad!"
"Oh man... I just dumb-pushed my lappie! I need to take a disco-tech break!"
"Oh man... I just dumb-pushed my lappie! I need to take a disco-tech break!"