Dumpachino
(n): A drink brewed by drinking a few cups of coffee on an empty stomach, then procuring the frothy mixture out of one's ass into a suitable container. Best served with milk, sugar, and a touch of corn (preferably creamed).
"Dude, I can't wait for tomorrow morning's dumpachino. I've been fasting all week and just downed half a can each of creamed corn and, my personal favorite, refried beans."