dump clock
When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.
Bill - I have to go take a dump.
Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.
*an hour passes"
Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"
Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.
*an hour passes"
Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"
Dump O' Clock
A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).
Kami: "Chris has gone missing!"
Tim: "It must be Dump O' Clock."
Tim: "It must be Dump O' Clock."
On The Clock Dump
I make a nickle,
They take a dime,
That's why I shit
On company time.
They take a dime,
That's why I shit
On company time.
Sam: How's work treating you today?
Tommy: Great! I stretched out my on the clock dump for over an hour this morning.
Sam: Gettin' paid, nigggaaaaa!!!
Tommy: Great! I stretched out my on the clock dump for over an hour this morning.
Sam: Gettin' paid, nigggaaaaa!!!
On The Clock Dump
Taking a poop at work while getting paid.
Bob just clocked in at work. Its time for his morning On The Clock Dump.