Dumpire
Beer pong umpire who has been through the rigorous training of the Dumpire's Association*.
*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
**Ball swishes into final cup** ....Queue wild celebrations from Team Mushroom.
Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.
The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.
After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.
He takes another swig of rose.
Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.
The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.
After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.
He takes another swig of rose.
dumpire
Noun: An indivdual who's need for recognition and attention causes them to constantly dump on and degrade their friends and family members in a passive aggressive backhanded manner. Also lives to suck the fun and irony out of online interactions, draining the lifeblood out of your blog/twitter and facebook.
This person is the one person you had always hoped would never get a Facebook account. This person will purposely misunderstand you so as to mock you. This person is usually your mother in law.
This person is the one person you had always hoped would never get a Facebook account. This person will purposely misunderstand you so as to mock you. This person is usually your mother in law.
"Sarah- you are so "healthy" looking- you sure there is no jean and phillipe?
I always wanted jeremy's father to get pregnant just once- we would have been set for life! Jeremy is closer than his father ever got....."
In three short sentences the dumpire tells her pregnant daughter in law she is enormous, calls her son fat and wishes her other two children were never born.
I always wanted jeremy's father to get pregnant just once- we would have been set for life! Jeremy is closer than his father ever got....."
In three short sentences the dumpire tells her pregnant daughter in law she is enormous, calls her son fat and wishes her other two children were never born.
dumpire
a cool beauty
-This manga character is dumb, it could be fine if she wasn't a fracking bloodsucker vampire.
- Hey, don't talk shit about my dumpire waifu
- Hey, don't talk shit about my dumpire waifu